...Just like I thought.

What a psycho. Thank you for proving to me once and for all of your Christian beliefs.  Apparently you can smear "your own" religion for the sake of political gain (or just lie, whatever).  Barack Obama, you sicken me. 

Everyone is trying to make a political statement.

Last night I went to go see the kids movie, Wall-e.  I was excited for some clean, entertaining Disney/Pixar fun, but what I got was a movie loaded with liberal psychobabble.  It begins with a world that has been taken over by big business and garbage.  Humans were so wasteful that earth was destroyed and everyone had to move to space. In space, every person has become horribly obese and can't get out of their wheelchair gadget things.  I kind of wonder what its teaching children.  I guess it COULD be a powerful message, "Children, now lets not waste our resources, trash the earth and become lazy fat people..." but it came across as pretty harsh and slightly obnoxious. Its kind of like the going GREEN phenomenon that has been sweeping the country.  The movie is probably endorsed by uber-hypocrite Al Gore. 

I thought of this during the looooong drive from Lake Forest Park to Medina today, when "Handlebars" by the Flobots came onto the radio.  The song begins like a joke, stating, "I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars," yet towards the end, the Flobots (who came up with that name anyway?) lead singer begins to scream, 

"I can hand out a million vaccinations

Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust"

Ridiculous. Yes,  we're pretty much horrible people because of technological advances and order. Ridiculous. 

Flobots, how about Anarchy? The probably just hate Bush like 75% (allegedly) of the US population. 

What really irritates me is that people don't even notice these things. I read numerous reviews of Wall-e before I went to the theater and none of them mentioned the political undertones, most likely because they agreed so fully that it just went over their heads.  Also, the radio refuses to acknowledge what the Flobots song is really about.  BS liberal propaganda. 

Sigh. Barack Obama went to the gym today and ran on the treadmill with his ipod... my hero. 

The most ridiculous and immature thing I've seen today.

http://blog.peta.org/archives/2008/06/top_five_reason.php?c=pfjsrem08

I need a real job.

Back to real life, finally. 

While I wanted to come back, life back in the real world is busy. I'm getting of sick of working til 8 at night when Tim has to go to bed around 10. 

I'm looking forward to getting a real job where I only work until 5 or 6. 

I got the professional photos back from the wedding, to look go to photobyeva.com, click clients, Jenna and Tim. The login name is jenna and the password is 60108. 

I feel like I should have something important or interesting to say, but unfortunately, no. 

On a honeymoon.

Finally. Married.

Let me tell you, it seemed like the road to getting married took forever... until the last 2 weeks, when time flew by so quickly I felt unable to accomplish anything. I was pretty sure the wedding might be a failure since there was so much to do the day of and the day before, but alas, our mother's seemed to do everything for us, and the wedding went off without a hitch. I almost felt proud of myself for planning an event like that. Its the last you will ever see of my planning skills, thats for sure. I hope we got good pictures.

Our honeymoon has been fabulous. We got to our first class resort the night of the second, and upon inspection of the room, discovered live moth larvae underneath one of the pillows- one that Tim had just laid his head on. So of course, we call the front desk and demand a new room. Being the lovely fellows that they are, they upgraded us to a suite with the best view I've ever seen. It was an amazingly quiet and perfect 5 days on the Northshore, with people waiting on us hand and foot. Needless to say, we loved it and got far too used to the constant attention.
Since we aren't going to another island, we decided that maybe we should change hotels-Waikiki. We get to our hotel and the beach and want to shoot ourselves. While the hotel and staff are nice and friendly, its not the same as our $550 a night suite with a view (This hotel is one or two blocks up from the beach). Although I wouldn't want to be on the beach, because the beach is a heinous excuse for a beach. I don't remember Waikiki being overrun with whitetrash America (by the way, white trash Americans love to flaunt their sagging red/purple breasts, trashy blonde hair, and robust bellies. These women are everywhere.). Since having dropped off our rental car, we are stuck. We even took a bus today.
Not going to lie though, conditions are improving. We took about a 2 mile jaunt down the beach to a calmer area and visited the war memorial and the mall, we just miss living in the lap of luxury.

In other news, marriage is fabulous. We got a massage the other day and I had to sign my name "Jenna Coughlin"- something I wasn't prepared to do. I'm kind of excited to change my name though, so I can sign everything that way. Its odd how ready I am to do that. Sigh, I wish I could be a feminist, but that belongs to the lesbians and their liberal friends (this is my blog, I'm allowed to be politically incorrect. Political correctness is for people that need it).

Anyway, if you want something from the ABC store, hit me up. I can get you a plastic flower or some "Hawaii" stationary. Or I can send you a picture of us in Hawaii, maybe spark some jealousy within. ALOOOOOOOOOOHA.